FDLS hair styling tips?

I'd like to do my hair in the poofy updo of the sexy FDLS ladies. Styling tips anyone?FDLS hair styling tips?
Here is the secret:





1. Be a 14 year old girl.


2. Marry a 50 year old man.


3. Have old man sex tons of times.


4. Pop 12+ babies out of your belly.


5. Wear Little House on the Prairie dresses 24/7


6. Bake bread all day.


7. Let old dudes rape your kids.


8. Fear black people, chinese people, hispanic people, japanese people, gay people, people with mohawks, people with piercings and tattoos, and everyone else.


9. Talk in a soft, monotone voice.


10. Rehearse lines to say when questioned about your lifestyle.


11. Attend brainwashing meetings.





Do all of those steps, and you'll have the hair of your dreams!!FDLS hair styling tips?
Time-travel to the 1940s.
Sorry, I googled FDLS and nothing came up.





Maybe you should get your acronyms right.
I have a pet bird too. Let him run thru your hair, that ought to ';poof'; it up
is this serious?
Ahhh, cute cat you have!





Whoops. Was that off topic?
haha.... shower once a week